Ten Signs that show you are addicted to Online Casinos

1. In your English class, when your professor says the author made his point; your question is if he pressed or not.

2. You show up early at the bakery to take advantage of the hot rolls.

3. You ask to play the "don't" when you go into a 7-11

4. At a hockey game you are wondering what happened to the dealers and boxman.

5. When little Ben says math "came easy" today, you ask if it was a 4, 6, 8 or 10.

6. When an ambulance passes you by with siren ringing, you assume someone hit a "hand pay."

7. When you go into a shoe store you ask if they sell 4, 6, or 8 deck.

8. When you hear the bible story where Lazarus is told to "Come out" you ask for a 2-way C & E.

9. A part of you begins to wonder if a salad shooter is really a gambling device.

10. When the bartender asks if you want a "double", you say not against an ace.

Here’s a joke that will crack all the online players up
Bill Gates is at the door to heaven and hell. Petrus says, 'Bill, it’s your lucky day, we can’t decide what to do with you, so you get to choose between going to heaven or hell.'

Bill peeks into the door that leads to heaven and sees a couple of bold, boring men sitting at a table. Bill then takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling.
Impressed, Bill declares, 'I am a gambling man. I am definitely going to hell!'
Petrus shrugs and pushes him into hell. Bill finds himself instantly thrown into the fire. As he's consumed in the flames, Bill shouts, 'Hey, what is this?!! What about all the gambling, the women, and the sex!'
The devil says, 'That was just a demo version.'