“I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.”
Mitch Hedberg

“Some kids are always getting into trouble or doing stuff, and I stay away from those types. I know I am no better than anyone else in this world. I'm just an actor, that's nothing special. But I'm not into anything bad. Just blackjack.”
Frankie Muniz

"If American citizens or legal residents want to gamble, let them. Why do you care ? " - Massachusetts Rep. Barney Frank (left)

"If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you."
Unknown

"For addicts, net gambling is the great rock-candy mountain. It's like an alcoholic being given a bathroom in which the taps run with iced vodka."
 The Guardian Unlimited

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
Steven Wright

"The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius."
Big Julie

"Blackjack is the only casino game an amateur can learn to play and at which he can definitely win."
Lawrence Revere

" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
General David Shoup

" I play my blackjack for fun and one of the things that I like about it now is that they've speeded it up and you can get into it real quick and it pays quick. "

Former heavyweight champ Larry Holmes talking about his Internet casino, betwiththechamp.com

“Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people”
Samantha Bee

" I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a Champion and make a sucker of him. "
" Amrillo " Slim Preston